Okay, I'm not INTENTIONALLY picking on trumpet players, these jokes just happened to be in the front of a music guild to playing the trumpet that came across my desk. I laughed when I read them and decided to share. If you play trumpet, sorry; but obviously the author of the music had the good quality of being able to laugh at himself. Enjoy!
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb and four to contemplate how Louis Armstrong would have done it.
Q: Do you play the Trumpet Voluntary?
A: No, my parents made me do it.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 12; One to screw it in and 11 to stand around and say, "I could do that better"
Q: What would a trumpet player do if she won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out
Q: How are trumpeters like pirates?
A: They both murder on the high Cs
Q: How many 2nd trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don't go up that high.
Q: What's the difference between a trumpet player and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but he'll do it too loudly.
Q: Did you hear about the French horn player who locked his keys in the car?
A: It took an hour to get the trumpet player out.
Q: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He holds the light bulb and the entire world revolves around him.
Q: How do you get a trumpet player to play fff?
A: Mark 'mp' on the part.
Q: There are two trumpet players sitting in a car. Who is driving?
A: The policeman
Definitions:
Discord: Not to be confused with datcord
Crescendo: A reminder to the performer that he has been playing too loudly.
Accidentals: Wrong notes.
Allegro: Leg fertilizer.
Conductor: A musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.
Hope u enjoyed them! Again, these aren't mine, I copied them from a Trumpet playing guild written by Jonathan Harnum.
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